Quotaria

"Not even computers will replace committees,
because committees buy computers."
- Edward Shepherd Mead

"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty
being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What
do you want, an adorable pancreas?"
- Jean Kerr

"As I was walking up the stair /
I met a man who wasn't there. /
He wasn't there again today. /
I wish, I wish he'd stay away."
- Hughes Mearns

"Never raise your hand to
your children - it leaves
your midsection unprotected."
- Robert Orben

"I'm convinced there's a small room in
the attic of the Foreign Office where
future diplomats are taught to stammer."
- Peter Ustinov

"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns
it, and finds himself no wiser than before... He is full of
murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having
come by their ignorance the hard way."
- Kurt Vonnegut