Quotes - Groucho Marx

I never forget a face, but in your case
I'll be glad to make an exception.
- Groucho Marx

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If
you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is a
whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
- Groucho Marx

"All people are born alike - except
Republicans and Democrats."
- Groucho Marx

"I find television very educating.
Every time somebody turns on
the set, I go into the other
room and read a book."
- Groucho Marx

My mother loved children -- she would
have given anything if I had been one.
- Groucho Marx

"I was married by a judge. I
should have asked for a jury."
- Groucho Marx