Quotaria

"There are more
of them than us."
- Herb Caen

"Vampires have their stakes and werewolves have their
silver bullets, but there is nothing man has yet devised
that can kill a government program."
- Bob Krumm

In the last analysis, man may be defined as a parasite on a vegetable.
-- Hans Zinsser Rats, Lice and History

There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath
that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family
man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.
-- Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

Bad people should have a big scar or an
eye patch so you can recognize them.
- Kitty, That 70’s Show

"I'm an idealist. I don't know where
I'm going, but I'm on my way."
- Carl Sandburg