Quotaria

"It's a small world, but I
wouldn't want to paint it."
- Steven Wright

"Everything you've learned in school as "obvious"
becomes less and less obvious as you begin to study
the universe. For example, there are no solids in
the universe. There's not even a suggestion of a
solid. There are no absolute continuums. There are
no surfaces. There are no straight lines."
- R. Buckminster Fuller

"Conscience is what makes a boy tell
his mother before his sister does."
- Evan Esar

"When I was a kid my parents moved
a lot, but I always found them."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"If we love our country, we should
also love our countrymen."
- Ronald Reagan

"Whatever is worth doing at
all is worth doing well."
- Lord Chesterfield