"You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on
its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep
in that position you can make a crowd of men."
- Max Beerbohm
"The best minds are not in government. If
any were, business would hire them away."
- Ronald Reagan
"Everyone wants to be Cary Grant.
Even I want to be Cary Grant."
- Cary Grant
"Is fuel efficiency really what we need most
desperately? I say that what we really need
is a car that can be shot when it breaks down."
- Russell Baker
"I have a mind to join a club and
beat you over the head with it."
- Groucho Marx
"How beautifully leaves grow old. How full
of light and color are their last days."
- George Burns
Mark Twain
13 years ago