"There are two things that will be believed
of any man whatsoever, and one of them is
that he has taken to drink."
- Booth Tarkington
"I am really a sea creature. Just
a mammal that lost its fins."
- Kathleen Quinlan
'The time has come,' the Walrus said,
'To talk of many things:
Of shoes --and ships --and sealing wax --
Of cabbages --and kings --
And why the sea is boiling hot --
And whether pigs have wings.'
-Lewis Carroll, The Walrus and the Carpenter
"A lie is a sort of myth,
and a myth is a sort of truth."
- Cyrano
Robin: I want a car, chicks dig the car.
Batman: This is why Superman works alone.
- Batman & Robin (1997)
And what shall I say of those more properly called traitors
than translators, since they betray those whom they aim to
reveal, tarnishing their glory, and seducing ignorant readers
by reading white for black?
- Joachim du Bellay, 1549
Mark Twain
13 years ago