Quotes - Batman

The Riddler: Riddle me this, and riddle me
that: who is afraid of the big, black bat?
- Batman Forever

Oh, outwitting Batman is my sole delight,
my joy, my heaven on earth, my very paradise!
- Riddler, Batman(1966/I)

The Joker: Where does he get those wonderful toys?
- Batman(1989)

Joker: A joke a day, keeps the glum away!
- Batman(1966/I)

Batman: Look at this pair of joking riddles.
Chief O'Hara: [reads] What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?
Robin: He gobbles up!
Chief O'Hara: Of course.
Batman: And, number two...
Commissioner Gordon: [reads] What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?
Robin: A sparrow with a machine gun!
Commissioner Gordon: Yes, of course.
- Batman(1966/I)

My, my, my, can we actually have a
brain beneath that pointy cowl of ours?
- The Riddler, Batman(1992)