Quotes

I have not failed. I've just found
10,000 ways that won't work.
- Thomas Alva Edison

The optimist proclaims that we live in
the best of all possible worlds,and the
pessimist fears this is true.
- James Branch Cabell

I wouldn't mind dying—it's the business of having
to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
— R. Geis

Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell
and run away! Death really hates that!
- Matt Frewer, as Dr. Mike Stratford in "Doctor, Doctor"

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose,
but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll
be much harder to detect.
- George Carlin

No man's life, liberty or property are
safe while the legislature is in session.
- Judge Gideon J. Tucker