Quotes

"Lawyers, I suppose,
were children once."
- Charles Lamb

"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country
are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the
other lousy two percent that get all the publicity.
But then--we elected them."
- Lily Tomlin

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that
you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail."
- Fran Lebowitz

"Never go to bed mad.
Stay up and fight."
- Phyllis Diller

"The purpose of life
is a life of purpose."
- Robert Byrne

"Prediction is very difficult, especially
if it's about the future."
- Niels Bohr