Quotes - Terry Pratchett

Geography is just physics slowed down,
with a couple of trees stuck in it.
- Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

'Chapter Fifteen, Elementary Necromancy', she read
out loud. 'Lesson One: Correct Use of Shovel…
- Terry Pratchett, Jingo

'We've strayed into a zone with a high magical index,'
he said. 'Don't ask me how. Once upon a time a really
powerful magic field must have been generated here,
and we're feeling the after-effects.'
'Precisely,' said a passing bush.
- Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic

The pen is mightier than the sword ... if the
sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.
- Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

THE DEATH OF THE WARRIOR OR THE OLD MAN OR
THE LITTLE CHILD, THIS I UNDERSTAND, AND I
TAKE AWAY THE PAIN AND END THE SUFFERING. I
DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS DEATH-OF-THE-MIND.
- Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

"Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should
by rights belong to your slightly older self."
- Terry Pratchett