Quotaria

"Destiny is not a matter of chance;
it is a matter of choice. It is not
something to be waited for; but,
rather something to be achieved."
- William Jennings Bryan

"If God wanted us to bend over
he'd put diamonds on the floor."
- Joan Rivers

"Never does nature say one
thing and wisdom another."
- Juvenal

"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth
it to gnaw through the leather straps."
- Emo Phillips

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end
today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
- Charles M. Schulz

"Where humor is concerned there are
no standards - no one can say what
is good or bad, although you can
be sure that everyone will."
- John Kenneth Galbraith