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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Quotes - Oneliners

Labels: Carolyn Wells, Marty Indik, Napoleon Bonaparte, oneliner, Paul Engle, Quotes, Tallulah Bankhead, Virgil

I'm as pure as the driven slush.
- Tallulah Bankhead

Confusion is always the most honest response.
- Marty Indik

"Fortune favours the bold."
- Virgil

"Wisdom is knowing when you can't be wise."
- Paul Engle

Actions lie louder than words.
- Carolyn Wells

In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
- Napoleon Bonaparte